The Floral Nightmare
This bio was written by a person trying to write something that sounds like chat GPT trying to write something that sounds like a person trying to write something that sounds like.. a rhino eating a marshmallow. A rhino eating a marshmallow but trying to sound like it’s eating an exceptionally large carrot. Which is exactly not what the person writing this bio is trying to sound like when they occasionally write and play music. But is now wondering how they could achieve that if they did try (and in the process, discovering one of life’s great dilemmas). Instead, they’ll probably keep trying to write folk-pop on guitar till they get a nice piano. The end!